About RaimundoReecexA
Maria Bello:
Maria Bello Nude
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Information:
Name: Maria Bello
Born: 1967-04-18
Height: 1.65
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Filmography:
Permanent Midnight (1998), The More You Know (1989), Nobody's Perfect (2004), HBO First Look (2005), The 15th Annual Gotham Awards (2005)
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Rocco Siffredi:
Rocco Siffredi Nude
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Information:
Name: Rocco Siffredi
Born: 1964-05-04
Height: 1.9
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Filmography:
Rocco More Than Ever (1997), Affamata (1990), En aparté (2004), Nasty Tails 3 (2006), Rocco: Animal Trainer 11 (2003)
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Fabio:
Fabio Naked
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Information:
Name: Fabio
Born: 1959-03-15
Height: 1.91
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Filmography:
Dangerous Curves (1992), The Beth Littleford Interview Special (1998), Staar: She'd Rather Be a Mistress (2007), Ironsword: Wizards & Warriors II (1988), Kathy Griffin (2005)
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What did the vampire do to stop his son biting
his nails ?
He cut all his fingers off !
PommelraieAlhricCs
First Cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you
with last night?
Second Cannibal: That was no girl, that was my
supper.
CadellDuayneYH
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."
"What's the
problem?"
"When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked
me how much
I was willing to spend on her education."
OvidBalgairGv
Waiter,
waiter! There's a wasp in my
dessert.
So that's where they go to in the winter.
GarwoodShiyeix
An old lady was considering buying a
squirrel fur
coat. "But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked
anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma'am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all,
you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
GaileEvertCC
What do gnomes fear
most about
Christmas?
They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!
ChamPeregrineZI
What do you do if you find a black mamba in your
toilet?
Wait until he's finished.
OmariDelraycm
What do you get if you cross a computer with a
hamburger?
A big mac.
EdelmarElironiz
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
gets
stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !
GaelIzrealFf
Doctor, doctor, I think I've been bitten by a
vampire.
Drink this glass of water.
Will it make me better?
No, but I'll be able to see if your neck
leaks.
MachumDallannG