About TakuyaKnudZl
Kellie Pickler:
Kellie Pickler Naked
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Information:
Name: Kellie Pickler
Born: 1986-06-28
Height: 1.55
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Filmography:
CMT Top 20 Countdown (2008), Live with Regis and Kathie Lee (0), CMA Music Festival: Country Music's Biggest Party (2008), CMT Top 20 Countdown (2007), Ellen (2008)
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Q. What is the best way to get to
Paradise?
A. Turn right and go straight.
AntoninoJanenenj
Why do elephants have trunks ?
Because
they've no pockets to put things in !
WiellaburneSuthleahih
Two friends: - I heard that you have
founded
a musical band.
- Yes, it is a quartet.
- How many are you?
-
We are three.
- Three?
- Me and my brother.
- You have a
brother?
- No, why do you ask?
EbenDingbangWx
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Betsy
!
Betsy who ?
Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !
BeverleyAbeAN
What's the difference between a worm and an
apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!
FernhamGiselbertYx
What do you get if you cross a dog and a
film studio ?
Collie-wood !
SydEinwysPR
Customer: Why doesn't your menu list
prices?
Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food
does.
JayceeBarthelemyDq
These two friends are about to go to
a club.
One of them has a wooden eye. He said ''If someone says
something
about my eye, i'm gonna snap.'' They get there, and he asks a
girl to dance. She says, ''Would I?''
DeaclanAlhsomXj
A history joke
Teacher: When was Rome
built?
Pupil: At night.
Teacher: Why did you say that?
Pupil:
Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a
day!
IddawgFlaminioeB
What should you say to a pig on roller skates?
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
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